Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Playing the Recorder

We all did it in elementary or middle school. We played those plastic soprano recorders that sounded awful, especially when played incorrectly by 25 kids at once. You cannot look tough playing them, because memories of foolishness and children are brought into our minds. I dare anyone to try to look tough playing one.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Saying the Word "Yummy"


Thanks to Robert and Katie for this one. I don't care if you are Flex Wheeler drinking a protein shake, I don't care if you are Ronnie Coleman eating a porterhouse steak... you cannot look tough saying the word "yummy". For the very moment you say the word, you sound like a 6 year old kid enjoying his first ice cream cone. If you wanna look tough, refrain from using this word.